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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Jimmy: [Jimmy walks in on Chazz and Katie getting intimate] Y-y-y-you sex demon! You sex fiend! Chazz: This isn’t what it looks like. [Grabs Katie’s breast] Jimmy: Impure! Impure! [Runs out of the room] Katie Van Waldenberg: Jimmy, wait! Chazz: Brother man!

Jimmy: [Jimmy walks in on Chazz and Katie getting intimate] Y-y-y-you sex demon! You sex fiend! Chazz: This isn’t what it looks like. [Grabs Katie’s breast] Jimmy: Impure! Impure! [Runs out of the room] Katie Van Waldenberg: Jimmy, wait! Chazz: Brother man!

Phil Weston: I am angry. I’m like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.

Phil Weston: I am angry. I’m like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.

Bloopers from Anchorman, Talladaga Nights, Step Brothers, & East bound and down :)

Notice how he makes the whole crew laugh

Franz Liebkind: [making Max and Leo take the Siegfried Oath] All right. First you will raise your right forefingers, und repeat after me. [they do] Franz Liebkind: I solemnly svear… Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: [holding up their forefingers] I solemnly svear… Franz Liebkind: To obey ze Zacred Siegfried Oas… Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: To obey ze Zacred Siegfried Oas… Franz Liebkind: Und! Max Bialystock: [switching to his Middle Finger] Und! Leo Bloom: [switching to his Middle Finger] Und! Franz Liebkind: [wagging his finger] Never, Never, Never! Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: [flipping Franz off] Never, Never, Never Franz Liebkind: Dishoner ze spirit und ze memory of Adolph Elizabeth Hitler Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: Dishonor the spirit und ze… Elizabeth? Franz Liebkind: Jah. Dat vas his middle name. Not many people know zis, but der F¸hrer vas descended from a long line of English qveens. [long pause] Max Bialystock: Is that right? Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: [shrugging] Adolph ELIZABETH Hitler.

Franz Liebkind: [making Max and Leo take the Siegfried Oath] All right. First you will raise your right forefingers, und repeat after me. [they do]

Franz Liebkind: I solemnly svear…

Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: [holding up their forefingers] I solemnly svear…

Franz Liebkind: To obey ze Zacred Siegfried Oas…

Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: To obey ze Zacred Siegfried Oas…

Franz Liebkind: Und!

Max Bialystock: [switching to his Middle Finger] Und!

Leo Bloom: [switching to his Middle Finger] Und!

Franz Liebkind: [wagging his finger] Never, Never, Never!

Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: [flipping Franz off] Never, Never, Never

Franz Liebkind: Dishoner ze spirit und ze memory of Adolph Elizabeth Hitler

Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: Dishonor the spirit und ze… Elizabeth?

Franz Liebkind: Jah. Dat vas his middle name. Not many people know zis, but der F¸hrer vas descended from a long line of English qveens. [long pause]

Max Bialystock: Is that right? Leo Bloom/Max Bialystock: [shrugging] Adolph ELIZABETH Hitler.

Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

Do we drink our own urine yet? So wait on the urine then? Okay well bear can you give me a signal when it’s time to drink our urine?

Do we drink our own urine yet? So wait on the urine then? Okay well bear can you give me a signal when it’s time to drink our urine?

Ron Burgundy: [picking his teeth] Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that’s why I’m doing this.

Ron Burgundy: [picking his teeth] Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that’s why I’m doing this.

Ron Burgundy: [Ron is shirtless in his office and is doing arm curls with dumbbells] 1001… 1002… 1003… Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me. Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back. Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir. Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I? Veronica Corningstone: Yes. Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ‘cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy: [Ron is shirtless in his office and is doing arm curls with dumbbells] 1001… 1002… 1003…

Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.

Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.

Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.

Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?

Veronica Corningstone: Yes.

Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ‘cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Will Ferrell- Wedding Crashers

“Ma, we want the meatloaf. Where’s the meatloaf!

I never know what she’s doing”